Dad chimes in with economic plan

My Dad, the one who scans massage parlor ads in the Washington Post, said he believes we could substantially improve our federal budget by simply continuing to nominate people for cabinet posts.

With each successive appointment we seem to collect more and more back taxes from people who really should have known better.

So my father's solution is to simply nominate many more weathly power brokers to office and make them pay up their back taxes.

His prediction of an economic turnaround based on finding an increasing number of massage parlor ads in the Washington Post was dashed on Monday when he could only find two such ads.